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Ten More Foods That Are Just Meh
1. Guacamole dip 2. Scones 3. Boiled rice 4. S’mores 5. Scrapple 6. Sweet potato/marshmallow casserole 7. Jello mold salad 8. Irish soda bread 9. Vegetarian Lasagna 10. Carrot cake 11. Ritz crackers...
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Local Man ID’d as Right Guy to F*#& With
EMERALD LAKES, Pennsylvania (FNS) People in this sleepy mountain village have named Patsy Fallguy as the right guy to fuck with. Says neighbor Barb Dwyer, “If there ever was a right guy to fuck with,...
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September 28, 2013 Monthly Open Board of Directors Meeting
By Buz Whelan President Alex Leslie called the meeting to order at 9:34 am on a beautiful fall Saturday. He began the meeting by telling the room that this President’s Message would be different from...
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Basso’s for Italian Food – Yes!
Lola Lauri Missing the fine Italian food of his youth, as well as the culinary delights of our trip to Italy last year, my husband charged me with finding a great Italian restaurant here in the...
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New “Star Trek” Script Leaked?
HOLLYWOOD, California (FNS) An outline for the next movie in the “Star Trek” series has been quietly circulating among the cognoscenti in Tinseltown. While studio executives deny its authenticity,...
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‘The Who’ Get Fooled Again
LONDON, England (FNS) The three surviving members of the British rock band The Who have publicly admitted to being fooled once more. Speaking through a spokesman, the members, who had been...
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Did You Notice the Changes?
Lola Lauri Just wanted to call attention to two changes I have made in this page. They are both to the tabs at the top of the page. The first one is that there is now a tab that links to all the...
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Emerald Love
Lola Lauri On September 7, 2013, residents Frank Gonzalez and Jennifer were married at the Community Center. The ceremony was performed by former Delaware Water Gap Mayor Frank Brown and attended by...
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October 26, 2013 Monthly Open Board Meeting
By Buz Whelan With a Town Hall Meeting scheduled for 11 am, this had to be a fast meeting. It was. President Alex Leslie called the meeting to order at 9:33am and after thanking those who turned...
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Town Hall Meeting Draws a Crowd
by Buz Whelan The Town Hall meeting held on Saturday, October 26th drew a full house. At a few minutes after 11am Dan Glasgow, a board director, began the meeting by explaining the water testing...
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Absentee Ballot Proposal Underway
By Buz Whelan The ad hoc Committee to Revise the Bylaws had its organizational meeting on Saturday, November 2. Buz Whelan was elected chairperson to replace June Solla, who had been elected to...
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Not Your Gramma’s Cranberry Sauce
By Buz Whelan Throughout my childhood and a few years beyond, a turkey dinner, Thanksgiving or otherwise, always called for cranberry sauce. And that sauce was Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce....
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Not Your Gramma’s Cranberry Sauce
By Buz Whelan Throughout my childhood and a few years beyond, a turkey dinner, Thanksgiving or otherwise, always called for cranberry sauce. And that sauce was Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce....
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November 23, 2013 Monthly Open Board Meeting
by Buz Whelan The November open meeting was called to order by President Alex Leslie at 9:30am sharp. After a fast approval of the October minutes, Leslie opened his comments with a cryptic...
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December 14, 2013 Monthly Open Board Meeting
by Buz Whelan It was a short and sweet board meeting last Saturday. President Alex Leslie called the meeting to order at 9:30 and announced that the proceedings would be recorded due to the...
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“I Abstain!” Is It Shirking Responsibility?
Opinion by Buz Whelan There are occasions when a vote of abstention is appropriate and even mandatory. When minutes of a previous meeting are put up for approval, for example, a member who did not...
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January 25, 2014 Monthly Open Board Meeting
by Buz Whelan Shortly after 9:30am on this cold, snowy January Saturday morning President Alex Leslie called the meeting to order. He began by introducing interim general manager Judy Kennedy and...
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A Tale of Two Homes
By George Haab There were two lovely homes in a mountain community called Emerald Lakes. Each was owned by families who used them as vacation homes and visited them at irregular intervals. Both homes...
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Why Did GM Allen Roth Resign?
by Buz Whelan The sudden resignation of GM Allen Roth came as a surprise to many and a shock to a few. Allen had only been GM for 19 months when he announced he would be leaving. Fewer than two...
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February 22, 2014 Monthly Open Board Meeting
by Buz Whelan The February Board of Directors meeting was called to order at 9:31am and began with traditional Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag. President Alex Leslie began his President’s...
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